I'm 41 years old. I'm a (sort of) writer. I have three supercool kids and a brilliant professor girlfriend named Katie. I like to sew and knit and make shrinky-dinks of GIR (the green dog-robot from the best cartoon ever, Invader Zim.) I love to read. I used to work in a bookstore, but it closed. I live in Ohio. My pets include Woody the genius kitten, Sassy the fat cat, Blindo the one-eyed hamster, and a nameless frog.

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